rainbow-femme:

I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

champagnepadre:

how ppl on false lashes like 👁👌🏽 boop! Like no my kid……. I try putting on one n i am covered in glue…. my arm is broken… my leg? Sore… my eye? watered💦.. my hair? Gon..

(via kyledumb)